About me 1.0

1. Yeah, sloth is about my lazy side.
2. I picked sudden sloth because of the fun of this oxymoron but also because this oxymoron is unique enough to get the accounts I want, like an email.
3. Sudden is about my spontaneousness.
4. I live in Montreal, Quebec, Canada. I always did.
5. I’m an uncle to be and this is freaking cool.
6. French is my first language. This is why I might make some mistakes here and there writing this blog.
7. I hope my English will become good enough so I could write books in this language.
8. My age is 600 – (191 x 3)
9. I’m a 6 feet 2 brown haired brown eyed clumsy guy.
10. I don’t know anyone more pessimistic than me.
11. If I could start my life again I would be born in London – England, not Ontario.
12. Sometimes I regret I didn’t try to become a doctor.
13. Albert Camus is my favorite 20th century fiction writer.
14. Anton Pavlovich Chekhov is my favorite 19th century fiction writer, a bit ahead Fyodor Mikhailovich Dostoevsky. I prefer the French form of Russian names but it’s all right for hockey players.
15. Jacques Prévert is my favorite poet.
16. I think I’m emotionally transparent and rationally hard to reach.
17. I love American football but I can’t figure what’s my favorite team I have about one in each division.
18. I never smoke because I’m too damn cheap.
19. If I was a tree it would be a lemon tree.
20. I should spend time cooking a nice meal more often.
21. I hate noise pollution.
22. I stopped voting after four times.
23. I never left my continent.
24. I think hazard is the best concept mankind ever created. It comes from the Arab civilization (az-zahr).
25. I don’t believe in free will.
26. Icarus is my favorite myth.
27. I love winter but I don’t ski.
28. Sometimes it wouldn’t bother me at all to become deaf.
29. Sloth may be my worst sin but I think I have all of them in different levels, except pride.
30. I never drink because my father is an alcoholic.
31. The older I get, the more vulnerable my mind is.
32. I hope I’ll never buy a car.
33. Emil Cioran is my best 20th century philosopher.
34. Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche is my favorite 19th century philosopher.
35. Vincent Willem van Gogh is my favorite painter.
36. I don’t know if I’m a dog or a cat person.
37. I don’t know either if I believe in god.
38. And I don’t know which name I would chose if I have a dog or a cat.
39. I can’t decide which of cars or guns is the worst invention.
40. The famous woman I would like to diner with is Kylie Minogue.
41. I used to love Rice krispies but now I’m totally into Corn flakes.
42. Sometimes I wonder if I’ll turn crazy like my mother.
43. Like 10 to 20% of Occidentals, I have irritable bowel syndrome.
44. I hate April fool.
45. I hate going outside without my watch but I hate being home wearing my watch.
46. I would never trust a parachute.
47. I blush easily.
48. I wonder if I’ll become a vegetarian someday.
49. I must visit Japan someday. But I would prefer the Japan before the Convention of Kanagawa. Maybe I’m a little late.
50. I only daydream about impossible things.