couldn’t you get a whore instead ?

A young man, Michael Patrick McPhail, 26, from around Seattle, has been arrested after his wife caught him raping their female dog !!! I hope he won’t get away with a 300$ fine or something like that. Already, we can predict a divorce (or strongly hope she has enough self-esteem to dump that psychopath).

I tried to find a picture of that freak. Not so far. If I learn what he gets for his crime, I’ll let you know.

weeeeeeee

Man, what a week ! It felt like Disneyland everyday. It was tough on the sleep however. Getting in bed, thinking about how great it is and all the things I could do or bring. Waking up very early, getting the head spinning about the same stuff. Not being able to sleep late (7 AM is late) because everything is so cool in your head…

I have to get used to be happy. Maybe a month or two and I’ll stop being so excited about my life. And experience “plain” happiness.

improvement

My life used to suck about 17 hours a day – when I was awake.

Now, with my awesome job, I can subtract 8 hours a day. So my life sucks about 9 hours a day. 9 out of 24, that’s getting nice.

If you wonder, there is no unhappyness or low esteem about this 9 hour. That’s about sick relatives spoiling everything around them.

nobel prize

Bangladeshi Muhammad Yunus and the Grameen Bank were awarded the Nobel Peace Prize on Friday for their work in advancing economic and social opportunities.

Then why didn’t he win the Nobel Prize of economics ? I guess you need to screw people to be admissible.

nice move, man

There is no field as competitive as stupidity. There are always strong moves, excellent candidates doing their best every day.

Last Saturday, at a college football game, a local TV analyst decided, when a fight in the sideline between the two teams, to cheer the fight on from a television broadcasting booth and even threatened to join it.

The move itself isn’t THAT stupid, but doing it in TV opened up a marvelous opportunity to get fired.

And he got fired today.

a helpful tip

 

The leading candidate to head the Liberal Party was defiant on Friday after opening a political can of worms with the charge that Israel committed war crimes during its Lebanon campaign this summer. That prompted angry complaints from Conservative Prime Minister Stephen Harper that the Liberals, who have more often than not run Canada, had taken an anti-Israel stance.

It easily can get a little confusing: how do you know if you’re against Israël and the Jewish people in general, if you’re anti-Semite ?

Here’s a little test to help:

 

Israël can do something wrong sometimes ?

a) Yes.

b) Every country can do bad things.

c) Well, in theory, I guess it could happen…

d) No, never, impossible.

 

If you answered a, b or c, you’re anti-Semite.

Now you can comment the situation in the Middle-East with the neutral opinion that everything Israel does is right.

about north korea

Why the U.N. Security Council is so mad about the North Korea nuclear program ? Is it that “don’t do as we do” thing ?

Why would any American would be worried by nuclear weapons from North Korea as the only country a North Korean nuclear missile could reach is North Korea ?

scale

Next to a tiny Japanese shop, a man in his SUV is eating sushi.

gym and cinema

 

In order to try to pretend my life is going to be fine, I subscribed to a gym. I always have been out of shape – never BADLY out of shape. Tonight, as I was working out and watching all these people lifting big weights, I was wondering who I could beat up. OK, the point of being in shape is not to be able to beat up whoever you want but it’s always good to be aware of your own chances before losing your temper with somebody. OK, losing your temper with somebody is…

By the way, there is a story about this thought in the movie Léolo of Jean-Claude Lauzon. Some teen is intimidated by a mean teen, so he decided to muscle his body, so no one will be able to intimidate him anymore. He becomes huge and tries to face the other teen. But his soft character can’t match with the mean teen and he ran away crying or something like that.

Many think Léolo is among the greatest movie from Quebec. I’m not convinced about this but this is definitely an interesting movie to see. Weird but interesting.

I would probably pick Joyeux calvaire of Denys Arcand as the best film from Quebec for the last 10-15 years. A marginal choice. I usually like marginal choices.

unbelievable normality

Hum… The bitter temp finally received an awesome offer for a permanent job. I’m happy but I also feel like it’s too good to be true. Why would I get what I deserve instead of being a loser ? I think it will take some time before I start to believe this is going to be normal.